Daddy Pleaze!!!

Def on the top of my bday list...The reason I heart this bag is pretty obvious....but this bag doesn't stop at just appearance, its practical...the bag glows in the dark so u can get out of those late night situations, without disturbing ur sleeping partner trying to find loose articles of your clothing. Say goodbye to the the walk of shame ladies...I'm out before dawn!!!

-BxDe

A married man's fantasy --IOH2M

After contemplating on the tittle for this piece, "A married man's fantasy", "Forbidden Fruit" or "I ain't shit", I decided that "A married man's fantasy", would be the most suitable. But lets refer to him as my "Forbidden Fruit".

Location= Bored Time= 3:44pm Date= Recently

I texted my forbidden fruit, inquiring about a potential hook up that evening. He informed me that he is out of town and it will not be possible. Ok, no prob!

Location=Sleeping Time=2:40am Date=The next evening

I wake up to a ringing cell phone. My forbidden fruit has called twice, I returned the calls. My forbidden fruit proceeded to confess how bad he needs/wants to see me, that he just arrived home and wants/needs to see me really really bad. (no, those weren't his exact words, but you can only imagine at 2:40am, but he did stress how BAD he wanted to see me) I smile, informed him that it will not be possible, hang up the phone and go back to sleep.


My Forbidden Fruit has earned his tittle for many reasons, but one of them is because he is someones husband. (I know, I know, I know! I know I ain't shit, but temptations is a mother & the fruit always tastes sweeter when is forbidden. --Hey listen, do not judge me! (lol) If it wasn't for Adam & Eve, we wouldn't exist.)

Location= Working Time= 12:56pm Date= The next day

Forbidden fruit and I are flirting back and forth via text mail. We discussed our past encounters and our future potential escapades (I will not get into details-but believe me they are juicier than JuicyCouture). We decided on a date and where would our next secret location will be at. As we are finishing our conversation he states "U r truly the shit :)", I replied "I'm a married man's fantasy".


Moral of the Story:
My Forbidden Fruit was away from his wife all weekend--upon his arrival back home, instead of pounding her cakes, he desperately calls me instead, proceeds to wake up the next day with thoughts of me in his head savoring our next sexcapade. In the words of my home girl. "I HAVE TO MANY FANTASIES TO BE A HOUSEWIFE, I GUESS I AM A FANTASY".

--IOH2M

Drink Coke?

Its official Red bull really does give you wings.. Hong Kong officials say they have found traces of cocaine in cans of Red Bull...Red bull will soon be considered one hell of drug, people are going to be channeling rick james on their lunch break.

Shout out to Jhoanka who drinks 3 cans a day 5 on sundays.

-BxDe