Location All Star wknd 06' Houston
So officially our first all-star wknd, so what are we suppose expect? Pure fuckary!!!
We touch down in Houston and straight to the telly. We get to the hotel and start settling in. The weather is not the best, but so isn’t Boston’s so were good.
Next thing you know were changed looking fresh and smelling good. In no time we at the galleria mall (mall is sick) so many stores you couldn’t fit in to one afternoon. We go to chili’s for dinner and our iffy waiter (homo like) entertains us with his southern accent. We couldn’t help but notice the table besides us...hood rat city!!!! Complete with Ms. Snaggle tooth and a whole mess of sea biscuits. "What chu eatin gurl chiiiken oh beefff? asked Ms Snaggle tooth to her friend. The way the words chicken or beef formed in her mouth would of made flava flave look pleasant.
After dinner we decided to walk back to the hotel because of the short distance. At this point it started to drizzle lightly def not perm weather. I needed oil sheen bad, I forgot to pack it so we decided to look for the nearest Walgreens with a colored section..lol. On our way we encountered a group of guys on motorcycles who offered to take us...fuck it right you only live once!! Needless to say we got we wanted and ditched the guys and went back to the hotel to change for the night.
We decided to hit up one of the guys that we met at the mall to ask what was poppin for the night. They had no clue and came to pick us up, so we could figure something out. On arrival first came the Bentley Gt followed by the 645 and the black mans Bentley 300 sittin clean. The guys were from Chicago and def arrogant enough to have their cars shipped just for the wknd..smh. We ended up just driving around for the night and posting.
Day2
So we decided to conquer the other side of the mall where we didn’t get to. We stepped outside and as we were walking towards the mall it started to downpour, we quickly sought shelter at the Sheraton hotel next door. Our plan was to call a cab at this point. As we approached the lobby entrance we notice some not attractive guys blocking our way. The kind where u didn’t want to accidentally brush when walking by.."Scuse me" we all chanted holding our hands towards are body as in an act not to get dirty...we aint shit? lol "hey pretty ladies" the dark skin dreads wearing nigga exclaimed. We smiled politely and made our way to the lobby. When when walked in we saw nothing but white tees, chain swingin, sizzurp sipping niggas. "Wow his hotel is poppin" one of my girls squealed. We asked the front desk about getting a cab...she pointed outside towards the entrance. Some help she was...bitch. We go back outside hoping the other guys left but we were disappointed. "So where yall from?" We looked at each other and realize why up north ppl are so rude "Boston" I said. "Oh ok where yall headed to?" he pried further. "The mall". " Yall wanna ride? We waiting on the car now." We looked at each other and said fuck it..the mall was down the street we will be there in no time...plus it was raining hard.
As we get in the navi I noticed the Georgia tags...hmm they not from round here either. There were 3 of them and 4 of us. I started to realize that they looked familiar but didn’t think anything of it. As we headed to the mall the driver turns on the music and the beat was sick over the bass. At this point we snappin fingers and bobbin to the beat. "Who's this?" I asked. The guys look at each other and laugh. "Its us" they said in unison. "oh you guys rap?" They laughed again. They told us who they where and I immediately realized it by now. They currently had the number one single as far as in the south, but since they really don’t play that type of shit up north, I didn’t know what they looked like but I knew the catchy hook to their song...at this point I had a flashback of the prior week where I was at Wal-Mart looking for cds, I stumbled by theirs and threw it back in the pile like it had the plague..hehe.
We get to the mall and start walking around with them, all of a sudden I see girls looking...I’ve seen stares like that before...groupies!!! Omg it was like someone switched on the lights in the projects and all the cockroaches where exposed. What are we getting ourselves in to?
We decided to hang out with them that night. We drove to the club where and extra member in their group who was basically the lead was performing with keyshia cole that night. We waited in the parking lot until the show was done for him. At this point one of the hype men took an interest in me. We can use his real name because it’s not that serious. Jimmy was light skin and very fwd the type that spoke before he thought. Not very bright but hella funny.
The lead group member got to the car lets call him "debo". He said hi to everyone and got in. He asked the usual demographic questions. He sat in last row of the truck next to one of my girls and started to undress her with his eyes...very weird. Then he proceeded to take a zip lock bag out with a powdery substance with visible little tablets...im thinking oh shit this nigga is gonna get geeked up in front of us wowzers!!! He offered everyone some but we declined def not fucking with that shit. He popped 2 pills with no h20.....yeah this is going to be interesting. The guys were waiting to get paid from the club so after 15 mins debo begin to feel the effects. He started to ask my girl crazy questions, even trying to touch her awkwardly..."I’m a minor!!!" she yelled out at him Lmao!!! He was so geeked at this point he started saying "I cant breeeaath!!" Omg this is pure madness.
They get their cash and we go back to their hotel, where we go to the bar area. Jimmy is annoying the hell out me and im ready to bail. My girls and me start drinking and the guys pop their "skittles" smh. After an hour my girls and me are tipsy and the guys are def geeked. Jimmy is still being annoying. I spot a cutie at the table not to far from where we was sitting. We exchanged interested looks for a sec. In my head im thinking I gotta ditch this baggage urgh!!! Since Jimmy was rollin at this point he was not trying to let me out of his sight. I informed my girl of my recent cutie discovery, and we set the plan in action. The cutie started to leave with his friends. My girl quickly followed behind and as they approached the elevator to go back to their room. My girl quickly says"heymygirlwantstotalktouwhatsurroomnumber" all in one breath. She looks around uneasy as not to be discovered. He says um # 5......0...... she says "hurrry up!!!" "504" he says fast and confused. "thanks" she winks and joins the group again.
15 mins go by and im feeling real nice...I signal 2 of my girls for a "bathroom break". We proceeded to the elevator...504 here we go!! We approached the room and I knock without hesitating. We looked at each other and started giggling wtf were we doing??? Cutie opens the door and we invite ourselves in. The scene was classic inside... one of his boys was sitting at the table with a confused looking girl, his other boy came out the room just as perplexed. I wasn’t nervous nor did I care who was there. "am I interrupting something?" I said boldly He smiled and said no. I asked if that was his girlfriend (im still shocked to this day I asked that). She quickly answered for him and said no. We exchanged names and numbers, and we peaced. I was very pleased with my conquest.
As the elevator opened to the lobby, my eyes widened. Damn Jimmy!!! wtf why is he everywhere I don’t want him to be. He stood there with a couple of the other guys staring in to the elevator. I felt like I was in the tony yayo video "I know you don’t love me" for sec..smh. "Where yall coming from?' he demanded. I walked by him and said nothing. Who does this light skin nigga think he is? He yelled, "I’m sick of you!!" I started laughing this is too much.
We end up going upstairs to their suite, because the bar closed. Pure entertainment!! debo is arguing with everyone, including himself. Jimmy is mopping around like a sad puppy. The rest of the entourage and group are trying to kick weak ass game to my girls. As I sat back and reflected on the day that unfolded I couldn’t help but laugh at the fact of me and my girls being rap snacks.
Shout out to Cutie, who "forgot" to disclose to me that he was in an upcoming R&B group..smh thanks Cynt for showing me the vibe article. LoL!!!
So officially our first all-star wknd, so what are we suppose expect? Pure fuckary!!!
We touch down in Houston and straight to the telly. We get to the hotel and start settling in. The weather is not the best, but so isn’t Boston’s so were good.
Next thing you know were changed looking fresh and smelling good. In no time we at the galleria mall (mall is sick) so many stores you couldn’t fit in to one afternoon. We go to chili’s for dinner and our iffy waiter (homo like) entertains us with his southern accent. We couldn’t help but notice the table besides us...hood rat city!!!! Complete with Ms. Snaggle tooth and a whole mess of sea biscuits. "What chu eatin gurl chiiiken oh beefff? asked Ms Snaggle tooth to her friend. The way the words chicken or beef formed in her mouth would of made flava flave look pleasant.
After dinner we decided to walk back to the hotel because of the short distance. At this point it started to drizzle lightly def not perm weather. I needed oil sheen bad, I forgot to pack it so we decided to look for the nearest Walgreens with a colored section..lol. On our way we encountered a group of guys on motorcycles who offered to take us...fuck it right you only live once!! Needless to say we got we wanted and ditched the guys and went back to the hotel to change for the night.
We decided to hit up one of the guys that we met at the mall to ask what was poppin for the night. They had no clue and came to pick us up, so we could figure something out. On arrival first came the Bentley Gt followed by the 645 and the black mans Bentley 300 sittin clean. The guys were from Chicago and def arrogant enough to have their cars shipped just for the wknd..smh. We ended up just driving around for the night and posting.
Day2
So we decided to conquer the other side of the mall where we didn’t get to. We stepped outside and as we were walking towards the mall it started to downpour, we quickly sought shelter at the Sheraton hotel next door. Our plan was to call a cab at this point. As we approached the lobby entrance we notice some not attractive guys blocking our way. The kind where u didn’t want to accidentally brush when walking by.."Scuse me" we all chanted holding our hands towards are body as in an act not to get dirty...we aint shit? lol "hey pretty ladies" the dark skin dreads wearing nigga exclaimed. We smiled politely and made our way to the lobby. When when walked in we saw nothing but white tees, chain swingin, sizzurp sipping niggas. "Wow his hotel is poppin" one of my girls squealed. We asked the front desk about getting a cab...she pointed outside towards the entrance. Some help she was...bitch. We go back outside hoping the other guys left but we were disappointed. "So where yall from?" We looked at each other and realize why up north ppl are so rude "Boston" I said. "Oh ok where yall headed to?" he pried further. "The mall". " Yall wanna ride? We waiting on the car now." We looked at each other and said fuck it..the mall was down the street we will be there in no time...plus it was raining hard.
As we get in the navi I noticed the Georgia tags...hmm they not from round here either. There were 3 of them and 4 of us. I started to realize that they looked familiar but didn’t think anything of it. As we headed to the mall the driver turns on the music and the beat was sick over the bass. At this point we snappin fingers and bobbin to the beat. "Who's this?" I asked. The guys look at each other and laugh. "Its us" they said in unison. "oh you guys rap?" They laughed again. They told us who they where and I immediately realized it by now. They currently had the number one single as far as in the south, but since they really don’t play that type of shit up north, I didn’t know what they looked like but I knew the catchy hook to their song...at this point I had a flashback of the prior week where I was at Wal-Mart looking for cds, I stumbled by theirs and threw it back in the pile like it had the plague..hehe.
We get to the mall and start walking around with them, all of a sudden I see girls looking...I’ve seen stares like that before...groupies!!! Omg it was like someone switched on the lights in the projects and all the cockroaches where exposed. What are we getting ourselves in to?
We decided to hang out with them that night. We drove to the club where and extra member in their group who was basically the lead was performing with keyshia cole that night. We waited in the parking lot until the show was done for him. At this point one of the hype men took an interest in me. We can use his real name because it’s not that serious. Jimmy was light skin and very fwd the type that spoke before he thought. Not very bright but hella funny.
The lead group member got to the car lets call him "debo". He said hi to everyone and got in. He asked the usual demographic questions. He sat in last row of the truck next to one of my girls and started to undress her with his eyes...very weird. Then he proceeded to take a zip lock bag out with a powdery substance with visible little tablets...im thinking oh shit this nigga is gonna get geeked up in front of us wowzers!!! He offered everyone some but we declined def not fucking with that shit. He popped 2 pills with no h20.....yeah this is going to be interesting. The guys were waiting to get paid from the club so after 15 mins debo begin to feel the effects. He started to ask my girl crazy questions, even trying to touch her awkwardly..."I’m a minor!!!" she yelled out at him Lmao!!! He was so geeked at this point he started saying "I cant breeeaath!!" Omg this is pure madness.
They get their cash and we go back to their hotel, where we go to the bar area. Jimmy is annoying the hell out me and im ready to bail. My girls and me start drinking and the guys pop their "skittles" smh. After an hour my girls and me are tipsy and the guys are def geeked. Jimmy is still being annoying. I spot a cutie at the table not to far from where we was sitting. We exchanged interested looks for a sec. In my head im thinking I gotta ditch this baggage urgh!!! Since Jimmy was rollin at this point he was not trying to let me out of his sight. I informed my girl of my recent cutie discovery, and we set the plan in action. The cutie started to leave with his friends. My girl quickly followed behind and as they approached the elevator to go back to their room. My girl quickly says"heymygirlwantstotalktouwhatsurroomnumber" all in one breath. She looks around uneasy as not to be discovered. He says um # 5......0...... she says "hurrry up!!!" "504" he says fast and confused. "thanks" she winks and joins the group again.
15 mins go by and im feeling real nice...I signal 2 of my girls for a "bathroom break". We proceeded to the elevator...504 here we go!! We approached the room and I knock without hesitating. We looked at each other and started giggling wtf were we doing??? Cutie opens the door and we invite ourselves in. The scene was classic inside... one of his boys was sitting at the table with a confused looking girl, his other boy came out the room just as perplexed. I wasn’t nervous nor did I care who was there. "am I interrupting something?" I said boldly He smiled and said no. I asked if that was his girlfriend (im still shocked to this day I asked that). She quickly answered for him and said no. We exchanged names and numbers, and we peaced. I was very pleased with my conquest.
As the elevator opened to the lobby, my eyes widened. Damn Jimmy!!! wtf why is he everywhere I don’t want him to be. He stood there with a couple of the other guys staring in to the elevator. I felt like I was in the tony yayo video "I know you don’t love me" for sec..smh. "Where yall coming from?' he demanded. I walked by him and said nothing. Who does this light skin nigga think he is? He yelled, "I’m sick of you!!" I started laughing this is too much.
We end up going upstairs to their suite, because the bar closed. Pure entertainment!! debo is arguing with everyone, including himself. Jimmy is mopping around like a sad puppy. The rest of the entourage and group are trying to kick weak ass game to my girls. As I sat back and reflected on the day that unfolded I couldn’t help but laugh at the fact of me and my girls being rap snacks.
Shout out to Cutie, who "forgot" to disclose to me that he was in an upcoming R&B group..smh thanks Cynt for showing me the vibe article. LoL!!!
-BxDe
I posted on the wrong post :-/
ReplyDeletebut ummmmmmmmm.............can i still have some rap snacks!!
BetchucandoItlikeme NOPE! hehe