After missing the bandwagon for memorial day wknd in miami it was only right to leave boston and migrate straight to the city for some sort of rebound....
Location- club strata nyc
Something told me the night was going to be "interesting" when niggas in the "tables only line" was asking how much was the club to get in? Like wtf!! What are u in this line for?
After the useless time wasted waiting in line for niggas to realize that the 2 bottle minimum was not in their budget, we walk inside and weaved through the unimpressionable crowd.
Quick check in the ladies room and straight to vip, where there he was...last thing I wanna see some nigga from boston with a non lasting impression (we'll call him desperado)... but fuck it right I'm in ny and I'm here to party. But how are we to do that when it feels like all the "cool" people went to mia and took the dj with them
"Let's make the best out of it" became more of a chant then a statement at this point. Bad enough I could feel the looks of this nigga without even turning around, intensifying with each passing minute. Desperado comes over to me and says "yooo do u want something to drink"I politely declined" "Well just let me know if u change ur mind" I uneasily smile and we look at each other for what seem like a Celts vs bull game in OT. I quickly turn to my girl and engaged in gibberish talk who knows what I said at this point I'm just tryna look "busy".
Here's where the plot thickens..My home boy meets up with me in vip, and at this point we are wrapped up in good convo (shout out to H) not missing much of the club at this point. Out of no where he pulls me to the side and as in an act for desperation says "so why did u diss me?" "We went on one date, and it was wrap." "You never picked up my calls after and I just want to know why?".....did this nigga just went pearl harbor in the club on me??? While I was talking to another guy??? Omg what goose can do to someone. I was in absolute shock and awe on how lame a nigga can be when desperation sets in. "Look this not the place nor the time to discuss this matter" I said, praying he wasn't gonna get all big baby on me. Then he was like "ok fine go back and talk to that pink nigga u where with" referring to my boy's cashmere top..(The shit was looking very stylish might I add) lol.
I couldn't believe this nigga was actin like this...how can 1 date set u over the top like this. What if the cakes where given?? Would this have been a tyson and robin givens situation???
I went back to my home boy who clearly at the point peeped the situation, "this shit is not funny" I whined but it was indeed lol . Desperado tries to redeem himself by starting a convo with my girl, and after an awkward knee touch and asking for her math, she shuts him down by asking "hey didn't u go on a date with my girl melinda?" She sinks his battleship and walks away. I believe the moral of this story is clear, desperate times call for desperate measures....lol but at the end of the day he was trying to keep it real..I guess
he gets 1 scoobie for effort but I subtracted 2 for being desperate
Location- club strata nyc
Something told me the night was going to be "interesting" when niggas in the "tables only line" was asking how much was the club to get in? Like wtf!! What are u in this line for?
After the useless time wasted waiting in line for niggas to realize that the 2 bottle minimum was not in their budget, we walk inside and weaved through the unimpressionable crowd.
Quick check in the ladies room and straight to vip, where there he was...last thing I wanna see some nigga from boston with a non lasting impression (we'll call him desperado)... but fuck it right I'm in ny and I'm here to party. But how are we to do that when it feels like all the "cool" people went to mia and took the dj with them
"Let's make the best out of it" became more of a chant then a statement at this point. Bad enough I could feel the looks of this nigga without even turning around, intensifying with each passing minute. Desperado comes over to me and says "yooo do u want something to drink"I politely declined" "Well just let me know if u change ur mind" I uneasily smile and we look at each other for what seem like a Celts vs bull game in OT. I quickly turn to my girl and engaged in gibberish talk who knows what I said at this point I'm just tryna look "busy".
Here's where the plot thickens..My home boy meets up with me in vip, and at this point we are wrapped up in good convo (shout out to H) not missing much of the club at this point. Out of no where he pulls me to the side and as in an act for desperation says "so why did u diss me?" "We went on one date, and it was wrap." "You never picked up my calls after and I just want to know why?".....did this nigga just went pearl harbor in the club on me??? While I was talking to another guy??? Omg what goose can do to someone. I was in absolute shock and awe on how lame a nigga can be when desperation sets in. "Look this not the place nor the time to discuss this matter" I said, praying he wasn't gonna get all big baby on me. Then he was like "ok fine go back and talk to that pink nigga u where with" referring to my boy's cashmere top..(The shit was looking very stylish might I add) lol.
I couldn't believe this nigga was actin like this...how can 1 date set u over the top like this. What if the cakes where given?? Would this have been a tyson and robin givens situation???
I went back to my home boy who clearly at the point peeped the situation, "this shit is not funny" I whined but it was indeed lol . Desperado tries to redeem himself by starting a convo with my girl, and after an awkward knee touch and asking for her math, she shuts him down by asking "hey didn't u go on a date with my girl melinda?" She sinks his battleship and walks away. I believe the moral of this story is clear, desperate times call for desperate measures....lol but at the end of the day he was trying to keep it real..I guess
he gets 1 scoobie for effort but I subtracted 2 for being desperate
-BxDe
"no wifing in the club......give me 20 dollars gimme 20 dollars"(ron browz voice)<--- get familiar
ReplyDeletewhew...that boooyyyyyyy was hungry for that boston thing boyyyyyy.....hehe...