Doo Gro or Lady Hilda!

Location: NYC 

Time: between 12am and 4am.

Mood: had 2 apple Martinis ...NICE!

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So me and the Bff realize we could not stand to be in Boston for another weekend so a quick weekend getaway to NYC would be ideal. We contacted a friend (Kandie) that currently was living there for undergrad to see if we could hang for the weekend. "No Problem! Come!" was the reply. So as we are on the bus ride we are talking about the much needed get away and how we can wait to go enjoy city life.

We touch down in NYC and meet Kandie in NY. First thing we do is shop a little before going back to the apt to get ready to party like a rock star in the evening. on the way to Kandie's apt we are anticipating a good night. Talking about what we were going to wear and how to do our hair. 

When we reach her apartment we realize we have 2 hrs to play and then we have to start getting ready. We have not chilled in so long that we are eating food talking and making videos acting crazy.

Then we decide who was going to take a shower first. (it should of been me) but my bff decided she would first we will call her "Kennedy" . She is kind of a kluts so the first thing she does is some how take down the shower curtain. I mean the whole thing. can you pic a girl with just her panties on holding a pole in the bathroom with the " i didn't do it" look! LOL! PRICELESS!

then she some how spills my whole bottle of perfume...wth. but to fast fwd!

Everyone is all dressed taking pics all in the apt, in the elevator, in the lobby, and by the car.  we drive down to the club (cant think of the name) and we go in. The first room is like a lobby where everyone is having drinks and hanging out until the second part opens. there I seen a girl that was heavy chested like myself and had the audacity to have so much baby powder between her breast it was CRAZY! I mean if you sweat that much you should use peppermint soap or deodorant in between! FYI: @ the end of the night all of it was gone! like she was sweating so much it disappeared. she just looked like she smelled. 

Any who back to the vibe....so everyone was having fun! drinking dancing enjoying the night. So as we are walking from the bathroom for doing a hair check, I see this tall man, chocolate skin dancing toward me. I give him the "are you crazy" look and he kept coming. so he walks up on me puts his hand around my waist and sniffs me. WTH! did you just smell me! OH NO! He then replies " Damn ma!, you look good, (sniffs me again) smell good, OOHH girl I just want to grease your scalp". LMAO! I could not stop laughing, but when I did I replied " is that your pick up like cause that is whack" he replied "Can I buy you a drink". I began to follow him to the bar..lol ( i guess it worked)

At the bar we are chatting a little bit and he ends the convo by saying " I don't want to take up all your time but if you or your girls need a drink just let me know I got you all night" (DING) 

As I go back to my girls Kennedy and Kandi are laughing up a storm. inquiring to them what was so funny Kandi tells me " that guy over there came up to me and said "Yo ma! my name id Piff, I'm single, no kids, own my own house and I smoke weed, can i buy you a drink" LMFAO!

They guys in NYC are very clever to think of all these ways to talk to a girl....

So the night is winding down and the club is coming to an end, this is around 4 or 5 am. We are exiting out of the club and this honeysuckle brown guy about 5'5" (we will call him curious George..you'll know why later) approaches Kennedy. She politely ignores him. He says "So ma can I get to know you" Kennedy replies " Your too short for me! I don't date Short men!" Curious George replies "yeah I know your tall that's why I like you, just like a tree, and ill break those branches Girl!" LMFAO!!!

Moral of the story....It's NEVER a dull night in NYC! Entertainment is all around!