Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Never Recycle men...especially when they become Daddy daycare.


Ok so i broke up with my ex and was depressed, and decided to go through the old cell phone. Called up a old high school boo to see what was going on we will call him "Mikey". We had an ok convo and for the next couple of weeks was talking like crazy.

As time went on reality sunk in and i realized why i stopped talking to "Mikey" and decided to cut all ties. so as he called me i ignored all his phone calls and even erased his number out of my phone.

A couple months go by and I receive a phone call from a unknown number @ 3am. I am thinking " who the eff is this calling so late" I do not answer and proceed to let it go to voice mail. The next morning before I go to work I listen to the v mail. Its "Mikey". im thinking "OMG are you serious, you just dont give up do you".

As I listen to the message it was the average " how are you, i miss you, where the eff u been" type of msg. so as I get ready to press delete I hear something really fast and the message is over. "ok what?' was my thoughts. So I press 4 to listen again and Mikey sputters out "Aniggjusthadababygirlandshitsohitmeup" (Translates to: a nigg just had a baby girl and shit so hit me up). WTF! LMAO you must be joking 4am you call to tell me you had a baby, and you sound ashamed.

Moral of the story: Some things are better left unsaid! especially @ 4am lol!

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